Fore!: Woman Lets Go Of Club At Top Golf

November 8, 2018

Seen here in an outfit that was clearly just purchased from the pro shop, this is an ultra-short video of a woman at Top Golf who can't hold onto her club and nearly hits the woman behind her after bouncing it off the ceiling. I like the woman in the background laughing at her. I wonder how much further the club went than the ball. Also, who takes their top off to play golf? SPOILER: Everyone should from now on.

Keep going for the video, but the gif is really all there is to it minus the audio of her friend playing caddie.

Thanks to Shannon S, who agrees she should have gotten a running start and one-handed it polo style.

  • The Continental

    Dear nerds: Not a single comment on how f*cking hot she was.

    Back to your basements!

  • FearlessFarris

    Objectively: She's young and has a nice body. She also chose clothing that highlights her best physical features (nice legs, trim body). She is also wearing a bucket hat.

    Face 5, body 8.5

  • Because she isn't.

  • The Continental

    Maybe Geekologie has a Braille version for you.

  • MustacheHam

    oof. That was close, it almost hit that other lady (with pinkish hair) in the background. :I

  • The_Wretched

    She wasn't there to golf. Just sayin'.

  • digidude

    Dude in the background isn't even sideglancing the hot half-dressed check who dropped the top of her skimpy coverall shorts to take a swing in her bikini top.

  • He prefers chocolate than vanilla, if you know what I mean......

  • sizzlepants

    Well considering she's gripping the club like it's a baseball bat (and damn near swinging it like one)... little wonder this went poorly.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Does anyone else think golf is stupid? Answer: yes. Everyone thinks golf is stupid.

  • MustacheHam

    Only full sized golf is a bit dull for me.

  • Jenness

    I don't. I love golf but only to play. I can't watch it - that is boring as hell to me.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i totally agree. that said, i live near a top golf and it's a fucking blast.

  • Ollie Williams

    Don’t forget that courses are also a giant waste of space and resources.

  • digidude

    I don't play golf, but I don't hate it. How is it a giant waste of space and resources? It's not like they condemn public housing to put in golf courses. And 95% of the U.S. is totally undeveloped. Having a couple acres of grass and trees you can walk through doesn't seem like much of a problem.

  • The_Wretched

    " And 95% of the U.S. is totally undeveloped."<--that right there goes to show you have no idea what wasted space is. Hint: 100% mall parking lots is an economic and environmental disaster.

  • digidude As I said above, though -- it's not like people will stop driving if there are no golf courses. The diminishing popularity of malls has lead to more strip malls with way more parking lot acreage.

  • The_Wretched

    How utterly idiotic. There is no social good in putting cites over all of the US. And that map doesn't include the impact of farming.

  • digidude

    I guess I just don't follow what you're saying. The areas on the map are undeveloped. That's roughly 95% of U.S. land mass that has zero manipulation by man. Farms are developed land. I'm not advocating more cities, parking lots, farms, nor golf courses. Just that, by and large, golf courses don't seem to take away from any other possible development. And in and of themselves, don't seem to be an ecological catastrophe, what with all the grass and trees and ponds and whatnot. What are you suggesting to do with those areas to stop them from being wasted space?

  • The_Wretched

    Trillion stupid repeat is troll.

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