A Pokémon Charizard Lounger Onesie Thing With Hood, Wings And Tail

November 8, 2018

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This is the $50 Pokemon Charizard Lounger "full-zip kigurumi for cosplay or sitting around the house." It has a face and ears sewn onto the hood, wings on the arms (complete with finger attachments so you can flap your arms and CAW CAW! all you want), and a fiery tail in the rear. As you may recall, yesterday we saw a Snorlax bathrobe, and today, a Charizard lounger. Who knows what tomorrow will bring! "Hopefully a meteor that makes the one that doomed the dinosaurs look like a drop in the bucket." Please don't tease me unless you really know something I don't.

Keep going for a handful of detail shots.

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Thanks to hairless, who agrees comfortable cosplay is the best cosplay for falling asleep on the couch and sleeping through a convention.

  • Hazakabammer

    Whenever I see this shit, I just imagine a burglar breaking into someone's home, only to see a guy in the kitchen making a sandwich wearing this. It's the least intimidating thing short of the he actually being a woman. There are soy-boys with more scare-factor (mostly because of their fashion sense and opinionated ramblings) out there.

  • Deksam

    And you know a Red Bull's stuntman is soon going to jump out a plane with only this onesie, to see if Pokemon actually can give you wings.

  • Hazakabammer

    I think it would be more interesting if they just indiscriminately pissed on people from hot air balloons. But that's just me. I'd definitely maybe consider buying a can of their poisonous chemical concoction if they did this though.

  • Jenness

    My dog would be so happy. Her favorite human covered in chew toy material. $50 seems steep but then that would probably be the most fun - for the 15 minutes it would last until it was ripped off in shreds.

  • Hazakabammer

    I don't know if your dog has any sort of training, but it would take a lot longer than 15 minutes for an ordinary untrained dog to finally figure out that biting the throat is how you stop 'the thing' from moving.

  • Redeemer

    Sounds sexy.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Keeps your body warm and your virginity safe.

  • The_Wretched

    These pokemon onesies things are great if you have a decent body and want the outline of a potatoe instead.

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