Sure, Why Not?: A Beer Koozie That Looks Like A Red Solo Cup

November 14, 2018


Seen here modeling his finest chick-attracting plaid, a man holds a $10 beer koozie that looks like a red Solo cup. Obviously, i's perfect for blending in at a raging kegger while you sip a La Croix can. That's what I do when I'm DD (except with orange or grape soda). Besides, I don't even like keg beer, I only like bottles and cans and draft. "Where do you think draft beer comes from?" Tubes. "And where do you think those tubes go?" All the way back to the brewery, obviously.

Thanks to Greg C, who reminds us all to drink responsibly, but live at least a little recklessly when you're not having any cold ones.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Anybody want to punch Toby Keith?

  • Tigerh8r

    I think you should, I heard he ain't as good as he once was.

  • GeneralDisorder

    He and I are about the same size. I suspect even though he's like... 90, I'm gonna get my ass kicked. But if I can get one good sucker punch I can at least say "I punched Toby Keith for that stupid fucking Red Solo Cup song"

  • Jenness

    Kind of defeats the purpose of the solo cup on some ways.

  • Tigerh8r

    Well, it's hard to fill the can from a keg, unless you can drink straight from the koozie ... I wonder if it has a drain hole in the bottom ... and if it does then it's perfect for shotgun chugging!

    You were right!

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