A $1,200 Life-Size Harley Quinn Statue From The Batman: Arkham City Video Game

November 2, 2018

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This is the 5-foot 11-inch Harley Quinn statue made by the National Entertainment Collectibles Association (NECA) from the digital model files of Harley from the Batman: Arkham City video game. Some more info while I pretend to be a statue any time somebody looks at me while I slowly make my way to the elevator and sneak out for the day:

Standing 5' 11″, Harley was created directly from the digital files used in the making of the game. The figure is made of foam rubber and latex that's carefully hand-painted for realistic detail, down to the tattoos on her arm and hip! Harley sports plenty of extra touches like a metal wallet chain and synthetic hair.

The statue costs $1,200, ships in April 2019, and is not a sex doll. "But--" IT'S NOT A SEX DOLL. "Sure, but maybe if I--" Dammit, just stick to your body pillow. Duct tape some pool noodle arms and legs to it if you need more realism.

Keep going for a couple more shots, including Harley standing next to a real-life lady.

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Thanks to Joseph A, who agrees anybody who has the money for life-size character statues should adopt me and let me live in their home theater.

  • Joe Hansbarger

    That's totally going to be a sex doll for someone.

  • skeptic

    That ain't a thigh gap, that's a thigh highway! ... Thighway?

  • Cosmo

    They've had this, along with life-sized Batman and Deadpool statues, in the window of the FYE in my local mall for a year or two now. And there's a serious "uncanny valley" aspect to them when you see them in person.

  • Mihos Bubastis

    I have seen those. This is a higher quality version made with different materials and not the molded plastic hair the FYE ones have.

  • Spencer Rogers-Greason

    Life size statue - 1200
    12 inch tall dragon statue - also 1200

    Say wha? Anytime I see overpriced BS statues that aren't that big, I'm gonna remember this particular one.

  • Chaz Gomez

    I'm just gonna wait 6 months and get the Chinese knockoff copy, with the special hentai options installed...

  • Munihausen

    "IT'S NOT A SEX DOLL."

    --> "The foam rubber and latex statue"

    I suspect the creator placed the Uzi strategically to help avoid the statue from showing up on porn sites, but I'd give it 48 hours.

  • Jenness

    That is exactly what I was going to point out - anyone who creates a Harley Quinn out of that material and not actual statue material knows exactly what it's going to be used for.

  • Munihausen

    Right - couldn't you make it out of hard plastic, or something? Not that it would stop everyone, I guess.

  • Douchy McDouche

    It's a good thing she's covering her butt because with the kind of dorks who buy stuff like this she'd be a #metoo member pretty soon.

  • Tigerh8r

    For not too much more you could get Stormy Daniels.

  • Munihausen

    Not sure I would want any POTUS leftovers, other than probably Marla Maples and Melania (I'm not made of stone!).

  • sweetooth0

    Man for 1200 the quality on that paint job is pretty wack.

  • Ivanna Pewpalott

    the doll is the one on the left

  • Munihausen

    ba dum

  • Ollie Williams

    Regardless of the noted intent, this is definitely going to be used as a sex doll.

  • Munihausen

    Call now for pleasure input upgrade.

  • Mark

    *smokes a cigarette"

    yup....

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