The Internet In A Nutshell: This Video Of A Baby Sea Lion

October 5, 2018


Note: Volume on.

This is a microcosm of the internet in the form of a short fifteen second video of a precious baby sea lion making its way towards the person filming. Then it decides to open its mouth and everything goes straight to hell in a handbasket (at least it was one of my mom's nice Longabergers). Like I said, the internet in a nutshell. Now why do I get the sinking feeling that sound is going to be the anthem for my weekend?

Keep going for the video.

Thanks again to my friend Chrissy, who invited me to happy hour at 3, which is a much happier hour than 5. I'll see you there.

  • Ed

    Kicking this baby seal in the face would be the best move. It will live longer if it is taught to fear humans.

  • captaindash

    Swift and brutal violence is usually the answer.

  • Ed

    You wouldn't need to kick it very hard but I'm glad you get the idea :) <3

  • captaindash

    Maybe wear some big fuzzy home slippers when you do it. I think you'll still get the message across. Wear some baby seal slippers if you want to really confuse it.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Huh... It's just like feminism. Looks great from the outside. When you look into it shit gets weird and terrifying.

  • Nick Pappagiorgio

    Me: "It's going going to make a horrible noise" *makes noise* *presses play*

    I was surprisingly close, actually. Although maybe not, I can't really judge very well how my own voice sounds.

    I'm gonna jump into a twitch streamer's live channel on discord and see what they think.

  • Draco Basileus

    I give that a seal of approval.

  • Jenness

    This is a metaphor for my dating life. Everything looks amazing until they open their mouth and start to talk.

  • Wooder

    Do they maul you also?

  • Jenness

    I'm a pretty fast runner once the incoherent sounds come out of their mouth - so If they pass the test then I DEMAND they maul me. *wink wink*

  • James Mcelroy

    what did she think it would say? "hey gurl..."

  • Dao

    Someone needs to edit the video and make it sing ‘kiss from a rose’.

  • Douchy McDouche

    That's racist!

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Says you, it gets MY seal of approval!

    Hoo-hoo, two jokes for the price of one, g'night, everybody, tip your dishwasher!

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