Receptionist Opens Remote Sliding Doors Just As A Little Girl Is About To Fall Face-First Into Them

October 5, 2018

This is a video of a building receptionist hitting the open button for a pair of remotely controlled sliding glass doors right before a little girl accidentally tries to eat them. Was he actually opening them because he saw she was about to hit them, or just opening them because he saw people coming? I don't know. What I do know is if that had been me I would have been asleep behind the desk with a newspaper over my face just like in the cartoons. The sound of the girl making a quick buck from the Tooth Fairy later that night probably would have been enough to make me stir, but not enough wake me. I'm a heavy sleeper -- just ask my girlfriend. "If there's ever a fire at night I'm leaving him." Wait, what? "Actually I'm planning on leaving regardless." WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?!

Keep going for the whole video, complete with slow-mo replay.

Thanks again to hairless, who informed me his parents purposefully let him run into glass doors to teach him valuable life lessons.

  • thomasleon

    it is hand free automatic sliding doors that help to control the traffic.

  • AaronG

    This video is bullshit. There's like 10 pixels total. It's like all those "proof of ghosts" videos.

  • Closet Nerd

    We all know you would be like the security guard at the hospital, Paul Flart, who was fired for recording his farts (because of the great acoustics in the lobby) and posting them online....

  • Closet Nerd
  • FlorenceG

    This video is bullshit. There's like 10 pixels total. It's like all those "proof of ghosts" videos.

  • Grant Skillen

    The girl tripped up as she reached out to the door as the dude pressed the open button, it was his fault she fell.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Actually he just washed those glass doors and didn't want her face all over them.

  • miltony

    This video is bullshit. There's like 10 pixels total. It's like all those "proof of ghosts" videos.

  • chris

    Looks more like it was kind of a fluke sorta thing

  • Javier Arreola

    This video is bullshit. There's like 10 pixels total. It's like all those "proof of Loch Ness monster" videos.

  • Jeremiah Henderson

    This video is bullshit. There's like 10 pixels total. It's like all those "proof of ghosts" videos.

  • york

    This video is bullshit. There's like 10 pixels total. It's like all those "proof of ghosts" videos.

  • Lilli Jager

    This video is bullshit. There's like 10 pixels total. It's like all those "proof of ghosts" videos.

  • GeneralDisorder

    This video is bullshit. There's like 10 pixels total. It's like all those "proof of ghosts" videos.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    What's with all the copy cats?

  • Ollie Williams

    They are bots that steal top voted content to gather reputation on Disqus. Once they have enough upvotes, they "activate" and start spamming with less of a chance of getting banned. Downvote them, and flag their post as Impersonation.

  • Eric Ord

    Video is secretly me making sure Meh doesn't hurt himself. Because I care.

  • Jenness

    Looks more like it was kind of a fluke sorta thing

  • Dao

    I bet he was actually trying to lock the doors.

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