Not Today, Death!: Giant Boulder Crushes Hood Of Car On Mountain Road

October 16, 2018

This is some dashcam footage from a mountain road in southwest China of a boulder absolutely obliterating the hood of an SUV before splintering a tree into toothpicks and continuing its way down the mountain. There are also a couple other boulders that follow, proving my theory that boulders are pack animals like wolves. Thankfully, there were no injuries in the incident, presumably because Death realized he had the wrong car at the very last second. No word who his intended target was, but I can only assume it was me. "But you're nowhere near China." I'm sorry, are we talking about the same Death here? Like the hitman and not the geographer professor, right? Jesus, he kills people for a living, he isn't an undefeated Jeopardy constant.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Clark, who agrees whatever is at the other end of that road isn't worth ever traveling it again.

  • CDW in PC

    It's like a Michael Bay film except, you know, one you actually want to watch.

    By the way, Hi guys! I survived Hurricane Michael here in good ol Panama City, FL. Still waiting on power and water to be turned on (it's been 12 days), but by god, I've got cell service so I can get on the internets! Priorities, man! Don't judge me!

  • JJtoob

    That's a good thing they put a circle on the rock or I would have missed the point of the video.

    Also, so dodging bulls and deadly rocks on that road? That's a better commute than I can hope for.

  • RoyMix

    When trundling goes wrong.

  • Deksam

    Missed it, by that much...

  • GeneralDisorder

    That's pretty amazing. Especially how that tree just shattered and turned into toothpicks.

  • Douchy McDouche

    How the gods bowl.

  • James Mcelroy

    was that a cow at the beginning? You've got to seriously be paying attention over there.

  • Andyman7714

    I wonder what was at the bottom of the hill that those rocks were in such a hurry to get to?

  • bakuryu

    Not wearing 2 tons of metal-people.

  • ruckus

    Driver of white van to passenger, "Did you hear something?" "Nope." His brake lights don't even flash.

  • Bling Nye

    Damn, a second or two faster for the oncoming car and a second or two slower for the van in the right lane and that could've been a twofer!

    Also, holyfuckingshitballs the physics of that is amazing, look at that fucker go!

  • Adibobea9

    I'm curious if they were going the speed limit…

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    seeing it easily decimate those trees is crazy. and it was still going strong at the end!

  • James Mcelroy

    i'm not sure the boulder even noticed the trees. It ain't got time for that.

  • Javier Arreola

    FAKE!!! Rocks don't bounce

  • Tigerh8r

    Never played pool?

  • Bling Nye

    You need some physics lessons.

  • Big Dog on Krampus
  • Jenness

    Thankfully they are alive. That's terrifying.

  • Bling Nye

    I think pants-shitting would be fairly legitimate in any of those three cars.

  • Jenness

    Agreed. Totally legit.

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