Man Tries To Throw DVD Player Out Apartment Window

October 2, 2018

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Because weekends are clearly out of control wherever this is, this is a video of a man trying to throw his DVD player out an apartment window (presumably because he just upgraded to a VHS player) and shattering the window in the process. Honestly I wanted to keep that part a surprise but the video is titled 'Guy Shatters Window While Throwing DVD Player From Building', so the suspense only would have lasted another few moments at best. I apologize for that, even though it's not my fault. Kind of like how I took the blame for my entire work team when we didn't get our project turned in on time last week. "But that was your fault." You can't prove it. "You deleted all the files." We should have had backups! "You deleted all those too." I just assumed Greg had downloaded a bunch of boner pill spam viruses again. Jesus, I'm an advertising manager not an IT professional -- I shouldn't even have access to the servers. "You kicked the door down and pushed them down a stairwell." I was protecting the company!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to CF, who agrees if you have the choice, pick anybody but this guy for your beer pong team.

  • Its funny because the idiot broke his own window. It would have been bad if he'd broke the one on the apartment below him.

  • Adibobea9

    I was expecting that to happen, so I was surprised when he shattered his own window. Maybe now he can pay to have a normal sliding window installed, but he'd probably still mess that up…

  • TheQiwiMan

    Laughing dude's pretty cocky, considering he was wearing a sleeveless T, gold necklace and shades.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Douche Wear, for your inner scumbag. Now available at Fashion City!!!

  • Jenness

    My brother calls this "Idiot Tax": When you end having to pay for something through the fault of nothing else but your own sheer stupidity that could have easily been avoided had you not been a total moron at the time.

  • Bling Nye

    If stupidity can't be physically painful, it can hopefully at least be fiscally painful.

  • Jenness

    Exactly.

  • The_Wretched

    Conversely, smart people do live a little better because they have to pay the stupid tax less often.

  • ward00

    I don't care what language the spectator was speaking, the guy throwing the DVD must be a silly Russian

  • Bling Nye

    I dunno, I kind of expect a Russian to set it on fire first, or something a little more dramatic than a stupidly clumsy throw... dude's an idiot regardless of nationality.

    FFS, when I threw mine out the window I had the wherewithal to coat it in rubber cement and set it on fire before I lobbed it in a flaming arc into the center of the cement driveway where I'd piled all the fireworks.

    God I miss college sometimes...

    I mean, he's on the second floor, why not at least go up to fucking the roof? Laaame.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    F*cking the roof? How?

  • Bling Nye

    Lol, where there's a will there's a way?

    Dyslexics untie!

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Lysdexics tunie!

  • Bling Nye

    Pfft, amateurs.

  • Munihausen

    *musses up hair, dons glasses* people breaking the windows of their low-income housing project apartments while attempting to dispose of electronics is a GOOD thing!

    Funny, in a sad way.

  • Closet Nerd

    HAHAHA

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