Man Sets Guinness World Record For Singing Highest Male Vocal Note

October 10, 2018


Note: Maybe not the video to watch if you have a headache, plan to not have a headache, or have a dog nearby.

This is a video of a man setting the Guinness World Record for highest male vocal note (E in the 8th ocatave, E8, 5423 Hz), although it sounds an awful lot more like whistling or a ringing in your ears than singing. It sounds bad more than anything else though, and now there a bunch of stray dogs howling at our office door. Obviously, I plan on adopting them all and starting a community of like-minded individuals based on the principles of eating, sleeping, and cuddling. But before that, we're going to beat this guy's record. "I'm not kicking you in the nuts." No you are not, because you drew the short straw. "There was no straw!" I'm eliminating plastic waste, now bend over while I Velcro up my rocket boot.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to JoAnn, who just awarded me the world record for sexiest typing voice, which I graciously accepted because I deserve it.

  • BookCake

    Let the man sing Emotions by Mariah Carey in Chinese

  • Jesus H. Presley ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ™

    How is he not just whistling?

  • Deksam

    I can whistle a sound that only dogs can hear... But sometimes chicks at feminist rallies come running. =(

  • Bling Nye

    LOL, bullshit and you know it, chicks never come running to you.

  • Deksam


  • Jenness

    I picture his parents trying to be supportive but looking pretty much like this:

  • TheQiwiMan

    Chinese TV always seems like a parody of Chinese TV.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I've been told the same thing about sex with me.

  • The_Wretched

    I selected "angry" for the post emoji.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Good idea.

  • James Mcelroy

    e'erbody gots to have a hobby, i guess.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Is this guy's hobby to get kicked in the nuts?

  • Geekologie

    hobbies are important

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