Man Performs CPR On Squirrel He Thinks He Hit With His Car, It Lives

October 10, 2018

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This is some police bodycam footage of a man performing some tiny chest compressions on a squirrel he believes he may have hit with his vehicle, and it eventually getting up and running away. The police aren't convinced he actually hit the squirrel due to it not being completely smushed, and believe he probably just scared it and it either passed out or is playing dead. So was the CPR actually necessary? No clue, I'm not a squirrel doctor. "What are you then?" I'm a magical healer. You got boner problems? Take two of these and call me in the morning. "These are just nudie magazines." Worked for me -- just ask my girlfriend. "He collapsed on the toilet and never made it to bed." DAMMIT HONEY, I THOUGHT WE WERE A TEAM.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Allesandra, who agrees you don't know till you try.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm so glad these officers were getting paid by taxpayer money for this. Seriously, these guys must be bored shitless most days.

  • Deksam

    Seems knocked out. raised his head then hit the bumper.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Squirrel's gonna have CTE now. It'll violently murder its family and then shoot itself in the heart so the squirrel docs will cut it up and examine the brain to exonerate it in the afterlife.

  • Douchy McDouche

    If that guy was black we'd be watching a completely different video right now.

  • Tigerh8r

    Where I live smeone would have eaten it.

  • TheQiwiMan

    You KNOW he was givin that thing mouth-to-mouth before those officers arrived.

  • Jenness

    Yeah, think the officers stumbled on someone with a serious Chip n Dale fetish.

  • D3Fd0ck

    That isnt a chipmunk hes playing with...

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