Aim for an SUV.
Because stairs and elevators are for fans of living, this is a video of some maniac parkouring down the exterior of a parking garage. Personally, I would have driven my car through the wall, but that's just me and everything I learned about driving I learned from The Dukes Of Hazzard and Fast And Furious movies. Let's launch over it.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to hairless, who agrees there has to be an easier way to terrify your mom.