Jealous: Dad Builds Light-Up Star Destroyer On Bicycle For Son's Halloween Costume

October 31, 2018

This is a video demonstration of the bicycle-based Star Destroyer costume father Andrew Guy built for his son Aidan. He says it took several months of planning and construction to have ready for Halloween, and includes a hidden speaker that blasts 'The Imperial March.' Very nice. Although how Aidan is supposed to make it to anybody's front porch in that thing is beyond me, but I suspect it involves a lot of homeowners yelling about their flowerbeds. Or -- OR -- the invention of curbside trick-or-treating. Think about how many more houses you could hit if people were just waiting at the end of their driveways with candy and you didn't have to waste time making your way to their door! *crunches the numbers* I would be seven pounds heavier right now.

Keep going for the full video while I just give Aidan all my candy, go back inside, and turn my porch light off.

Thanks to J-Mart, who was clearly been marting before K even thought about getting into the business.

  • Tigerh8r

    I wonder how much that dad would charge this dad for the same treatment of my wife's 2004 CRV?

    (She's getting a new car anyhow!)

  • The_Wretched

    Stuff like this is making 999999/1000000 dads look bad.

  • Andyman7714

    That kid jumped out of hyper space way too fast and alerted the rebel scum.

  • GeneralDisorder

    That title was a real mind-fuck for a whole... 8 seconds. Why was the dad jealous?

    I'm not jealous. But I am envious and covetous and invidious...

  • Corky McButterpants

    Yeah, fuck you kid, I'm going to build you!? an awesome star destroyer trike... haha - it got me as well.

  • Wooder

    I really hope there are NO hills in this kids neighborhood.

    This kids is like the little train that could...barely.

  • digidude

    Alternate title: Father Fulfills Childhood Wish and Forces It Upon Own Child.

  • Mark

    Alternate alternate title: Father finds way to let child go trick or treating without any chance of getting any candy.

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