Getting Creative: Man Fakes His Own Death In Motorbike Accident For Marriage Proposal

October 4, 2018

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This is a video from the Philippines of a man faking his own death in a motorbike accident to propose to his girlfriend (Personally I would have known it was fake from the start because he loves his Hello Kitty bike so much he didn't even lay it on the ground). She says yes for reasons that are beyond my comprehension. Maybe she was just so afraid of losing him she couldn't think straight? You know, like a panic yes. Hopefully she's since had time to rescind her answer.

His girlfriend, a passenger on an approaching motorbike, arrives on the accident scene, and is warned by the traffic police, who are in on the stunt, to expect the worst.


The distraught girlfriend rushes towards her "dead" boyfriend sobbing and he keeps up the charade for agonizing moments before 'rising from the dead,' kneeling and saying: "Will you marry me?"

She is overcome and hugs, and hugs, a female traffic warden in relief before giving him a loving slap and answering: "YES!"

I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say if you think faking your own death for a marriage proposal is a good idea, maybe you aren't ready for marriage yet. "Says the guy who fakes his death at least twice a week." Whatever honey, that's completely different. "How is that different?" I told you I wasn't ready! Wait -- where are you going?

Keep going for the video while I try to warn this woman that marrying this guy is going to be the real accident.

Thanks to Closet Nerd, who agrees there should have been way more ketchup involved.

  • GeneralDisorder

    The whole time I was wondering what kind of crooked shithole would make this possible. I'm surprised that these people haven't been executed in the street for blocking traffic.

  • Luka

    You would imagine that her boyfriend riding a Hello Kitty motorcycle should have raised some red flags.

  • Thog

    ... What a romantic fellow

  • Douchy McDouche

    Wait till you see how he decides to get divorced!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Is he gonna fake her death in a motorcycle accident?

  • PowerGloveKid

    what....sort....of.....dumb....fucking....shit.....was this man thinking

  • 600k?

    you forgot a couple more dots between your words.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

  • Jenness

    I'm amazed that someone didn't run him over in an ironic twist. This IS the Philippines after all

  • 600k?

    Because the police truck was blocking the road and the policemen are blocking traffic....

  • Nick Pappagiorgio

    Like that's really gonna stop anyone

  • Eric Ord

    I'm going to fake my own death in a motorbike accident to tell Meh he STINKS!!!

  • 600k?

    First.

  • Eric Ord

    ???

  • TheQiwiMan

    If she’s stupid enough to say yes then she deserves this idiot.

  • lushkneebumbuild

    makes sense, a woman who wouldn't go through with a promise made to what she assumed was a dying man would have cheated on you anyway right? so if she changes her answer when you "get better from death" or doesn't show for the wedding you're better off anyway

    one does not lightly break a promise to the dead

  • Bling Nye

    I really enjoyed the incessant flashing "pls subscribe to channel" along the bottom. So heartwarming.

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • Ta Rungrojanaluck

    Harsh, but works

  • The_Wretched

    To trick someone into nearly dying in emotional shock? How good is a marriage founded on deceit? Maybe next time he'll pretend to drown in the tub and turn it into surprise s*x. Or he'll have a knife in his back face down in the kitchen only to give her a fully made breakfast a minute later. Who could live like that?

  • spikedeclue

    I'm guessing she showed up after being called about an emergency. She arrived with no helmet making me think she was not prepared for the ride since most everyone else has a helmet. Imagine she got into an accident and got hurt or died because of that.

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