Fallout 76 Green-Glowing Vault Boy LED Lamp

October 19, 2018


This is the $40 Official Fallout 76 Vault Boy LED Lamp available for preorder from Geekstore. The lamp is USB powered and shines green like a ghoul 'Glowing One' from the franchise. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like it gives off that much light, so it's probably less suited for reading in bed and more suited for SETTING THE MOOD. "Setting the mood for what?" You know, some sexy bedroom-- "Please don't say ghoul roleplaying." Jesus, of course not. "Well?" I lied that's all I've got.

Keep going for one more shot of the lamp in its off position.


Thanks to Mark VM, who just uses a Nuka Cola Quantum as a nightlight like a normal post-apocalyptic survive.

  • Mr Coco

    too bad it gives you cancer.

  • Douchy McDouche

    If there's one thing Fallout taught me it's: if something glows it's radioactive so stay the fuck away.

  • Jenness

    But what if you want your kids to grow up with super powers so they can become evil geniuses before dying of a bizarre illness?

  • Gingerbread

    Just send them through the X-ray scanner at the airport then. Oops. Wrong article XD.

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