Crazy English Man Gets Pulled Over Trying To Drive With A Car Full Of Tree Branches

October 3, 2018

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These are a couple shots taken by Greater Manchester Police after pulling over a man who was attempting to drive with his Toyota Corolla absolutely jam-packed with tree branches. Dear God. Do you have any idea how many spiders live in that car now?

He had been carrying out work for an elderly couple and was taking the garden waste to a tip [dump] when he was stopped on 8 September, PC Monaghan said.


"He thought he'd be fine, but the weather was heavy and he had limited control."

The man was made to empty the car before continuing on his way, which meant he had had to make several trips to the tip.

The officer added: "I wasn't shocked because I've previously worked in traffic [but] it was absolute madness."

I mean, he was trying to do the right thing, he just wasn't doing the right thing, right. That's pretty much me with everything I do. My intentions are good, but my execution, well, my execution typically leaves something to be desired. Also I'm pretty sure this guy just kidnapped an Ent and police had no clue.

Thanks to Joel, who agrees this guy also probably never takes more than one trip in the house with groceries.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Tariq Butt is credited in all of the photos.

    I don't know who that is but it's a glorious name.

  • TheQiwiMan

    That’ll teach him to try to help out an elderly couple!

  • Douchy McDouche

    That moment when you tell someone to make like a tree and leave and they take it literally.

  • ruckus

    What law was he breaking? It there a number limit on branch carrying?

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    judging by the condition of his driver's side floor mat, the yard waste dirtying the car interior wasn't a primary concern

  • Mark

    I'm waiting for the Groot jokes

  • Nicholas Conrad

    I see nothing wrong with this.

  • The_Wretched

    "this" what? too many branches in a car or pulling the guy over for too many branches in the car?

  • Nicholas Conrad

    *exactly the right* many branches in a car.

  • Wooder

    A piece of cardboard and rope and he could have put it on his roof.
    But inside is perfectly fine, we don't want to get the tree wet or maybe the bird's nest in it. Its the little things he was worried about.

  • Jenness

    I'm convinced this man was secretly transporting an Ent and it all went horribly wrong. RIP Sappy

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