Classic: NASA Fixes Hubble Space Telescope Gyroscope By Turning It Off And On Again

October 24, 2018

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FULL DISCLOSURE: I've been puking for three days and operating with almost no sleep or food in my system but I'm gonna try the best I can but I really don't feel well.

NASA was recently able to repair a gyroscope that was spinning too fast aboard the Hubble Space Telescope and preventing the telescope from being able to lock onto a target by turning it off and back on again. The old standard. Turning it off and turning it back on is always my plan A. "And the hammer?" Plan B. "And the dynamite?" C.

Thanks to Gregg C, who agrees there are few things you can't repair or damage beyond repair by smacking it with a hammer.

  • GeneralDisorder

    If all else fails, get a bigger hammer. When you have the biggest hammer already, use gunpowder.

  • Deksam

    MS Windows I take it.

  • Jenness

    Glad to have you back, but take care of yourself!!!

  • Michael Knight
  • Gingerbread

    Glad to have you back

  • SmokeThatSkinWagon

    Hope you feel better, you sick bastard. <-genuine empathy

  • Bling Nye
  • SmokeThatSkinWagon
  • Wooder

    GW feel free to put in more sickness noises and drug pushes in the articles today.

  • Walt Mistler

    Did you know you're the boss of this page and don't need to go to work unless you want to?

    I once tore a dryer apart to repair it. It was a bad circuit breaker in the house panel.

  • Gingerbread

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  • James Mcelroy

    good luck GW. Have some Branwdo. It's got electrolytes, it's got what plants crave.

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