Adorably Creepy Little Girl Carrying Her Own Head On A Plate Halloween Costume

October 31, 2018

Well folks, today's the day -- All Hallows' Eve. I've got my Ninja Turtle costume on here at work and I've already been asked twice if I'm an iguana because my coworkers are idiots. This is a short video of a little girl named Maya showing off her Halloween costume this year, which makes it appear as if she's carrying her own severed head around on a dinner plate. The neck hole where her head used to be also serves as her candy bucket, since her own arms are hidden beneath her dress so she can't carry a pillow case. While a very clever costume, this would never work for me personally because 1) I need to be able to hold a beer which eventually 2) causes me to stumble and fall a lot and I wouldn't be able to catch myself.

Keep going for this video and another one of Maya receiving a snack-size bag of chips.

Thanks to MSA, who agrees that for adults, nothing beats a good couples costume. I'll be Popeye, you be Olive Oyl!

  • Nick Pappagiorgio

    Now that's a great costume.

  • Candy value: $68.50
    Therapy bills: $17,500
    Scarring a child for life....Priceless.
    ;-)

  • Munihausen

    Wow, great job.

  • Andyman7714

    Adorbs!

  • Closet Nerd

    The neck hole is her bucket! Love it!

  • Bling Nye

    Looks like her older sister is responsible, given the knife she's carrying.

  • GeneralDisorder

    SSSHHHH!!! Keep it down. We don't want rule 34 to get wind of Sororicide beheading...

  • Closet Nerd

    I'd probably have to give her ALL OF THE CANDY BARS.... EVERY OF THE CANDY BARS.... [and i'm giving out FULL SIZED BARS this year, Baby!!!]

  • Jenness

    You give out full-sized bars? OMG BFF for LIFE!! :p

  • Closet Nerd

    First year doing big bars.
    Had one left at the end of the night.
    Bought 60 bars (21 Snickers, 8 Twix, 6 M&Ms, 6 Peanut M&Ms, 6 Milky Way, 6 3 Musketeers, 3 Starbursts & 3 Skittles) + a bin of chochkies like toy dinosaurs, glowing stars, glow bracelets, play-doh, hot wheels, etc for kids with allergies or kids that don't like candy.

  • Tigerh8r

    You did it right! Good job! My wife caught all the neighborhood kids outside last week and just asked them what they wanted, and the consensus was "Resse's Cups," so we bought some of the big bags and gave them out by the handfulls. Some of the kids came back by for a second hit! But you did it better!

  • Closet Nerd

    Bought 2 variety packs from BJs for like $35. So worth it. Kids seemed to have a blast.
    Almost had to drop kick a Pikachu who took a Snickers then reached back in and snagged a Milky Way too....
    but i let it slide....

  • Jenness

    The kid in me loves you so very, very much right now.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Hey everybody! This guy is able to budget properly and doesn't mind giving to the community!

  • Closet Nerd

    The budgeting is 100% my wife, The Egyptian Hippy

  • Geekologie

    what's your address again?

  • Closet Nerd

    You know I already sent it to you in your DMs

  • Greg

    #metoo ill be right over!

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