Video Of A Fire Tornado Trying To Steal A Fire Hose

September 18, 2018

This is a video from a firefighting crew in British Columbia of a 200-foot tall fire tornado trying to swallow their fire hose, and eventually melting it. We get it, God, you're angry. Not all of us are bad though, some of us are just out here trying to live good lives. "You fought a man in line at the coffee shop this morning for trying to pay for your drink." I'm not your pity-case, Mr. Pay It Forward! "Then what happened?" I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. "Sooooo..." So I chased him down and demanded the money after all. "Wow, you really are the salt of the earth." I am the red pepper flakes of the universe.

Keep going for the firenado in action (plus a backup in case Instagram doesn't work). Also, props to the firefighter in the video who demonstrates the advanced firefighting technique of chucking a rock at it. You don't learn that your first day of firefighting school.

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Thanks to Irina and cjcjcjcj, who agree if a firenado wants your hose, you let it have your hose and cut your loses.

  • The_Wretched

    Turn on the hose. It'll weigh more.

  • Bling Nye

    Succubi be meltin' hoses.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I regret using the word “awesome” so much, because now, after seeing this, “awesome” just doesn’t seem to cut it.

    This is seriously awesome.

  • Wraith

    I'm sure there is a reason, but why not just turn the water on...

  • Munihausen

    You're doing it wrong, ey.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Basically, Hubree is always right

  • Irina Abramovich

    I <3 Hubree!!!!=)=)=)

    Hubree wants his desserts melted with that hose and fire instead of in the microwave!!! Just melted with the hose though, and not mixed in with his desserts!!!=)

  • Jonathan Tippett

    what's a hubree

  • The_Wretched

    Hubree is Eric Ord in cos-play.

  • Wooder

    WTF!!!
    After writing your comment just stop reflect and reread it...every time you have a grammar error an English teacher dies...you just wiped out a school.

  • Irina Abramovich

    What grammar error, bud?

    Hubree wins grammar awards and so he’s a winner, and, also a smartie pants.

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