So, We've Come To This: A 'Ghosting' Halloween Costume

September 24, 2018


This is the Women's Ghosted Costume available from Party City ($25). It features a sad, one-sided text conversation on the front. Will anybody be able to guess what you are without telling them? Maybe. Will you win any costume contests? Absolutely not. Will I still offer you a mug of witch's brew punch? Of course, I'm a very gracious host. Now if you'll excuse me, I have other guests to attend to. DAMMIT SPIDER MAN STOP DRINKING ALL MY LIQUOR.

Thanks again to Aroth, who informed me he's going to be a cowboy this year. Awesome, I'll be your horse.

  • Ollie Williams

    I swear to god if I see some little tween/teen come to my house in this, I'm going to punch them in the face.

  • Meh, it's no "Hanging Chad"...

  • obriencj

    Wow. That ad sure is viral. So very viral.

  • Eric Ord

    Cuet gril

  • FearlessFarris

    0% chance that costume model is getting ghosted.

  • GeneralDisorder

    She might have the personality of a steamy turd. You never know.

  • Jenness

    idk Like my grandfather once told my brother "It doesn't matter how gorgeous and unattainable a woman is, someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her sh*t."

  • FearlessFarris

    Ha! My grandfather had a similar saying, except it was "bored of banging her" instead of "tired putting up with her sh*t." Same basic premise, though, and I suspect equally true.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Meh, I've seen douchier costumes.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Like the giant douche?

  • TheQiwiMan
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