Slinky Master Demonstrates His Skills On Television Talent Program

September 4, 2018

This is 'Slinky Kung Fu', a video of a Slinky master demonstrating his skills on a national Chinese television show. He's good. You know, it's crazy how I've gone my whole life assuming Slinkys only had that one down the stairs trick, then I see this. It's like my eyes have finally been opened and I'm actually living for the first time. "Aren't you being a little dramatic?" *flourishes cape, bows while tipping top hat* Never in my life.

UPDATE: I already posted this a year ago. Just take my brain out with the garbage.

Keep going for the entire performance.

Thanks to carey, for reminding me just how massive a dumpster fire my brain really is (it's already spread to cars parked nearby).

  • Douchy McDouche

    And then people make fun of virgins...

  • GeneralDisorder

    That was the longest 1:34 of my life...

  • TheQiwiMan

    I can't help but think slinky tricks would be a lot more impressive to people who had never heard of a slinky before.

  • Doog

    That's clearly the Asian Harry Potter

  • Munihausen

    Filthy....but genuinely arousing.

  • The_Wretched

    You might want to reconsider your tastes. Maybe get into googly-eyed fish or something.

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