Okaaaay: The Ostrich Pillow Hood 'For Focus And Comfort'

September 20, 2018

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Focus, Michael, this is Fornite. Don't let the popcorn get to you!

From the uncritically acclaimed makers of the original Ostrich Pillow comes this Kickstarter for the Ostrichpillow Hood, which is basically a hoodie without the ie. The $30 hood "is a shape-shifting cocoon that allows you to create your own space for wellbeing, improving focus and concentration, providing temporary disconnection or enabling casual freestyle." It's a hood. And the shapeshifting they're referring to is that it can also be worn backwards to block out light or confuse coworkers. My eyes are back here, Greg! But I'm not here to judge, because there have been times when I've wished I had a hood but didn't want the bulky, long sleeves of a hoodie. And you know what I did? "Cut the sleeves off a hoodie?" What? Oh! *quickly cancels Ostrichpillow Hood order* Yes, exactly.

Keep going for a couple more shots and their Kickstarter video.

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Thanks to Nicholas C, who agrees it should at least come with a cinch for EXTRA FOCUS CAPABILITIES.

  • The_Wretched

    These should become a thing. Imagine you're at school or work and the speaker is annoying. Everyone just hoods up and that's the end of it. Statement made.

  • So it's a loose fitting balaclava then.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I remember little old ladies in my home town who would walk around with these loose fitting rain hats so their perm wouldn't get ruined. This is pretty much that.

  • The_Wretched

    https://goo.gl/images/iD2OCg

    It's the filo that makes it loose.

  • Jenness

    We need ways to open people up to the world around them and away from being technology zombies - not this - we don't need this like at all.

  • Chaz Gomez

    I think people making these things just so we can laugh at the purchaser... gotta be that... no one... not even video game obsessed Japanese teenagers would wear this abomination...

  • Douchy McDouche

    aka The Hood of Shameful Solace.

  • qcp

    The autism is strong with this one.

  • TheQiwiMan

    "YOU decide!" .. to ignore this stupidity.

  • Munihausen

    To be sure, any "disconnection" will be entirely coincidental, however likely as anyone seeing you wearing this will actively avoid you.

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