Oh Wow: Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Inflatable Halloween Costume

September 10, 2018

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This is the $60 Han Solo frozen in carbonite inflatable Halloween costume made by Rubie's Costume Company (search HERE to find out where it's available if you're serious about this). The costume includes a battery-powered fan to keep it inflated, and gloves and a mask to complete the ridiculous look. And, as ridiculous as it is, I still kinda want one. I'm just worried about how free my arms will be to eat and drink. I'll probably just end up going with one of my original, easy costume ideas. "Which were?" The Rock or 1970's Arnold Schwarzenegger. "Because you're so muscular." That's what I was implying, yes. "Are you though?" Only in my mind and funhouse mirrors.

Keep going for instructions for how to put the thing on.

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Thanks to hairless, who agrees we should get a group together and Halloween as all the characters from Jabba's palace. Or Care Bears.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Does it come with facial reconstruction insurance?

  • The_Wretched

    Just shoot me now. Wearing that thing would be torture and life threatening.

  • MustacheHam

    You're probably end up walking around like that Twomp guy in Mario 64 in this costume.

  • Eric Ord

    Don't give it to Meh. Meh would pop it, given how much Meh blows.

  • Wooder

    Yeah ok so try any of the following Halloween tasks with this costume on:
    1) jumping hedges
    2) neighbour's dog biting
    3) hold a halloween bag (in the 2 gimp hand holes) until your wrist breaks
    4) If its cold outside your back side is frostbitten. Or you have a winter coat on and you look like the michelin man been attacked by a gray/old poptart.
    5) Patching a hole in the costume in the limited trick n treat time

    Who wears these?

  • WhiteEagle2

    Firstly, I don't know about you, but I imagine typically kids don't jump hedges or get bit by dogs while trick or treating.

    Secondly, this is an adult costume. I think the only real hurdle is taking a swig from your beer while in the "stockade".

  • TheQiwiMan

    Alternative Title: "Boobie Inspector Trapped in Cement"

  • GeneralDisorder

    I approve of this message.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    cut out a hole in the crotch and i'm sold

  • Jenness

    It doubles as a costume and a bed. I think this is showing amazing foresight and positivity.

  • TheQiwiMan

    ROFL

  • TwiZtedS

    It could see it also be confused as someone who's walking around sunk into an under-inflated, inflatable mattress...

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