North Carolina Man Pulls Sixth Snake From His Home's Toilet In Four Years

September 10, 2018

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This is a video of North Carolina man Mike Green pulling a snake out of one of his home's toilets. It is the sixth toilet snake Mike has had to remove in four years. *crunching numbers* According to my calculations, that is almost seven too many.

Homeowner Mike Green says snakes in his North Carolina neighborhood of Lattermore have been getting into bathrooms through the ventilation pipes on the roofs. "He came out of a tree that was hanging over the pipe," he told Inside Edition.

First of all, clean your toilet every once in a while, Mike. It's called a toilet brush. Secondly, this is the sort of snake behavior I'd expect to see in Australia, but North Carolina? What is going on here? Now I'm not saying Mike is a stubborn man, but clearly somebody doesn't know when the universe is telling them to move.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks again to Allyson S, who agrees somebody needs to learn how to take a hint.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    There are 2 things he can do:

    1) Purchase wire mesh or insect screen and cap off the ventilation pipes with some hose clamps. Takes about $30 and an hour

    2) Don't fix the problem and keep pulling some goddamned snake out of his toilet

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Even better, they actually sell vent pipe caps. You can get them for about $10 on the cheap end and about $30 on the expensive end. My quick and dirty fix isn't necessary.

  • Doog

    I believe the plan is to continue with Number 2, which hilariously makes a Number 2 far more dangerous.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Also... needs to chew his food.

  • Douchy McDouche

    The most disturbing part about that video is how all those people are handling the raw sewage snakes with their bare hands. Lack of hygiene is what's going to kill them in the end.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Some people will be reincarnated as beautiful butterflies.

    Some will be reincarnated as strong, gorgeous wild horses.

    And then some people, (like Bling Nye) will come back as shit-eating poop sneks.

    :-D

  • Jenness

    Poop snakes is hilarious.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    can any biblical scholars confirm at what point this constitutes a plague?

  • Jenness

    This isn't so much a plague as a bedevilment

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm neither biblical (except certain times when it's pertinent) nor a scholar. I have to assume a plague involves more than one at a time.

  • Munihausen

    Better than rats and small dogs, I guess. They win, Inside Edition wins, I win, everyone wins.

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