This is a video of inventor, artist and musician Tim Alex Jacobs discussing and demonstrating the little stylophone business card he created for himself. Obviously, this is not a business card you go handing out to everyone you meet all willy-nilly, because I imagine it's relatively expensive as far as business cards go. Maybe not as expensive as my business cards, but I'm a baller. "This is a $10 gift card to Applebee's." You can find me at the bar from five to seven.
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Thanks to fanfan, who agrees the best business card is the one that wins you a free lunch at a restaurant from dropping it in a fishbowl at the hostess's stand.