Kindergarten Greets Children On First Day Of School With Pole Dancing Performance

September 4, 2018


Children and parents at Xinshashui Kindergarten in Shenzhen, China were recently greeted on the first day of the new school year by -- at least in my opinion -- a very tasteful pole dancing performance. I don't know what the big deal is, nobody is even paying attention except the color guard, and they're probably only standing there because they have to be. Man, my kindergarten sucked, I demand a redo. "You are on the grade level." Whatever, mom!

Video footage of the bizarre arrangement on Monday shows a woman in skimpy clothing and high platform shoes spinning around a pole on a small stage as confused three- to six-year-olds looked on.

Horrified parents posted clips of the pole dance on social media, with many saying that they're now trying to withdraw their children from the school and get their tuition back.

The school in question...has issued an apology, citing that the performance was well-intentioned.

Lai Rong, the principal of the pre-school in the city's Bao'an District, said in the apology that the school was trying to 'lighten up the atmosphere' during the first day of school.

Hey -- it happens. What sounds like a good idea in the beginning turns out to be, at least in a lot of other peoples' opinions, a bad one. We've all been there. Still, it's not like they're teaching pole dancing at the school. Right? Wait -- tell me they aren't teaching pole dancing at the school. "They aren't." Oh thank heavens. Still, I guess if there's on lesson we can all take away from this it's that pole dancing performances are probably best left to PTA night.

Keep going for the video while I speculate how the dancer felt about all this. Nobody ever asked her opinion.

Thanks again to Closet Nerd, who agrees you goofed if you just dropped your kids off at school that morning instead of coming inside.

  • JJtoob

    So some streamers I like made a doodle of a dirty looking pole dancer, and it was posted online, and we were all just laughing at how stupid the doodle was, but some lady got real offended about it saying she didn't like it because pole dancing isn't just for strip clubs and that the sexual way it's done is hurting the activity's reputation. I tried to explain to her that no matter how other people do pole dancing, it's just a fact that it's done in strip clubs and there's nothing our little fan group could do about that, to calm the fuck down and just enjoy the silly doodle. She ended up deleting her comment, which is pretty rare, and I don't know if she is still in our fan group lol. Point is, I guess not all pole dancing is sexual, according to this lady lol.

  • Jimmy Bills

    I think pole dancing can be done tastefully actually, and I was hoping this was more gymnastic like, but nope, it's literally a woman in a stripper's uniform complete with heels seducing the pole. How in the fuck, like I need to know this process from start to finish

  • Adibobea9

    I wonder if she started with a matching school uniform and slowly removed stuff from there…

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    This is what happens when you turn hooker/stripper activities into a "sport."

    But I don't really care. It's not like my money was spent on it.

  • Jenness

    This is how to tell your new principle is struggling with a serious sex addiction.

  • Jesus H. Presley ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ™


  • The_Wretched

    Sure, why not?

  • Wooder

    Could be worse, it could be "Career Day" and they had the pole dancers.

    I love the performance, they really get into it. Looks like they are keeping the 3 feet rule around the stage...never know when the kids might rush the stage!

  • Deksam

    Sexualizing young kids... Yeah, that won't have repercussions in their normal development into sex crazed 8 year olds ........... SMH

  • TheQiwiMan

    Not one of those pole dancers looked around the room and thought "Okay, I probably shouldn't start erotically thrusting for an audience of young children"?

  • Konstantin

    Clearly, none of the teachers present thought that they should intervene. I don't know why we're keeping pole dancers to a higher standard.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Pole Dancers > public school teachers in every conceivable way forever and ever amen

  • don satow

    They probably thought "I ain't getting any tips thrust into my thong. I better up the ante..." (jk)

  • Glitchy bob

    They're not paid to think! LOL

  • Closet Nerd

    Just put "Googly Eyes" on the Stripper, and it'll be all good....

  • Jesus H. Presley ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ™

    She's fresh.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Did they think they were hiring May-pole dancers?

  • Titty McNipplefondler


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