Just Two Idiots Who Turn Road Rage Incident Into Bumper Cars

September 28, 2018

This is a video of two morons (one towing a U-Haul trailer) on I-65 North in Indianapolis, Indiana deciding to turn their case of road rage into a little bumper car action. Some more info while I speculate if this is actual footage of Florida Man's move to Indiana:

"I noticed the two in front of me start exchanging words. I thought to myself, this is gonna get interesting, so I whipped out my phone to start recording. I heard the guy pulling the trailer had tried to run the jeep off the road a 1/2 mile back."

It's amazing how crazy some people are. I don't care if someone does try to run me off the road, I'm not going to fight them with my car, I'm just going to go home and take it out on my liver like a normal person. I'm kidding, I'm going to remember their license plate number, find out where they live, and set their house on fire one night. Remember: revenge, just like blood-of-my-enemies ice cream, is a dish best served cold (PROTIP: serve in a chilled skull for extra pizzazz).

Keep going for the whole vertical video.

Thanks to Jerry Y, who agrees it's not worth it.

  • Jenness

    "My SUV is crappier"

    "No MY SUV is crappier!!"

  • Douchy McDouche

    Some people really don't have manners. You can't just honk at two dudes in the middle of a car battle!

  • Nancy

    I moved to Indianapolis from Chicago and driving here is much worse. No police are assigned for traffic enforcement due to a funding issue so this nonsense is pretty common.

  • GeneralDisorder

    On the plus side you don't live in Illinois anymore.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Looks like Billy-Bob and Jethro both intentionally hit the other, so both will be learning very quickly that this constitutes "Assault With a Deadly Weapon", or what 'Vehicular Assault' means. (1-4 years in jail plus a $10K fine)

    Stupid animals.

  • tyr2180

    I wonder how often a youtube video ends up being connected to a specific court case? would have been fitting for Mr Red pickup to wait next to both of these idiots until the cops show up. But the world is rarely that... tidy.

  • GeneralDisorder

    That there "pickup" is a very large commercial truck.

  • That's it? We don't get to even see who actually had the nicer mullet?

    These videos always end on a cliffhanger!

  • GeneralDisorder

    The guy in the Jeep most definitely has a nicer mullet. I'd imagine the guy in the Blazer probably has no hair.

  • FearlessFarris

    Yep, the dude with the lift kit is a safe bet to have the nicer mullet.

  • Elmex94

    SO TEMPTING

  • Chris Francis

    So for context the stretch of road on I-65 N of Indy is the absolute worst stretch of Highway in America. Construction or in need of Construction. Overrun run with tractor trailer traffic. It is always a stressful drive. I would never be surprised to see it boil over into this.

  • Wooder

    Then these 2 idiots get to sit on the side of the road awkwardly waiting for the cops to show up. Time to reflect...

    Or listen to their girlfriends tell them what an idiot they were...Karma

  • Closet Nerd

    SO TEMPTING

  • Geekologie

    we should hold a demolition derby. obviously, I'll bring my tank

  • Bling Nye

    Tank is either a euphemism for penis, or a euphemism for penis. Alternatively, it's a mesh tank, because WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW.

    Tangentially, best bicep show off line ever is, "Do you know a good veterinarian?" *FLEXES* "Because these PUPPIES ARE SIIIIIIICK."

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