I'm Gonna Be So Fancy: Finally, An Affordable Globe Liquor Decanter

September 27, 2018


This is the Eravino Whiskey Globe Decanter. It's a 30-ounce (~887ml) glass globe liquor decanter with the world etched on its exterior, and a glass boat at the bottom of its interior. It normally costs $56 but it's on sale for only $25 here for a few days so we can all feel fancy without wearing a monocle and lacy lingerie under our work clothes. Obviously, I just bought one. I'll fill it up, you come over and we'll hit it until we've drinked ourselves all the way to Antarctica. "Drinked?" I'm already deep into South America.

Keep going for a few more shots.




Thanks to evan, who informed me he's more of a vodka guy. *shrug* To each their own, except people who like gin.

  • lushkneebumbuild

    gin is the oldest and most respected of the 'shitty flavored vodka' trend that seems so weirdly popular today.

  • lushkneebumbuild

    while vastly inferior to whiskey for example, at least 'tree' is far better tasting and more sophisticated than 'toasted marshmallow smearnoff' or whateverthefuck.

  • That's a big ass crack pipe.

  • Bling Nye

    That's a big asscrack pipe.

  • Wraith

    I have this too. Only thing that bugs me is the stopper pops out sometimes from the pressure. Otherwise it's supper cool. One of my favorite fathers days gifts.

  • lushkneebumbuild

    stop filling it with alcopop you philistine

  • Wraith

    Lol It was 12 year old single malt Scotch. About as anti-philistine as I could find. Alcopop would have sent it across the room 😁

  • wittyphrase

    Just an FYI I bought one of these a few years ago on Touch of Modern. It's nice, though a little more cheaply constructed than its appearance would suggest. The ball at the top of the stopper is simply glued on and falls off really easily, leaving you with no way to get it out unless you have super glue around to attach the ball again.

    Other than that, it's a nice addition to the office.

  • Geekologie

    where do you work and can i get a job there

  • Bling Nye

    I call my bathroom the office, so YMMV.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Where is this shipped from? It can't be shipped in Canada. WTH?

  • Keegano

    You can buy this on Amazon.ca with Amazon Prime for $46 CAD. That's pretty well the same deal as this for the same product.

  • RomTibo

    I've had this decanter for over a year, my girlfriend paid like 23$ for it on groupon.

  • lushkneebumbuild

    whats that thing inside? is there a gungan city in the planet core?

  • Bling Nye

    Gungan?! Does that mean we can repeatedly flood them with booze and drown their population?? BRB, buying three.

  • Wraith

    It's a glass ship.

  • TheQiwiMan

    That’s actually really affordable. I’d buy one and tell everyone it cost 100 times as much.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Tell them it was a gift from... I don't know. Someone impressive.The Queen? Some drag queen? Whichever.

  • Vlad

    I've had this decanter for over a year, my girlfriend paid like 23$ for it on groupon.

  • Geekologie

    come on Vlad, deliver!

  • James Mcelroy

    cool story bro.

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