This is a short video of Kiko the cat allowing a battery-operated severed zombie hand Halloween prop to massage her butt for a while before deciding she's done more than enough entertaining her owners for the day and peacing out. You think maybe she thought it was a real hand at first? I did. "You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you, GW?" Not after that ride in the garbage disposal, no.
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Thanks to Catherine F, for inspiring me to buy two of these hands and treating myself to the world's saddest spa day.