This is a cell phone video of a computer screen of some security cam footage from a kindergarten where a boy fell asleep, gets woken up by a teacher after class has ended, then in his confused state puts on a plastic chair like its his backpack. Hey -- it happens. At least he didn't poop himself when he got tapped playing duck, duck, goose like that poor little bastard in my kindergarten class. "I had to bring him a change of clothes more days than I didn't that year." Mom! "By first grade I learned to just leave a five pack of Fruit-Of-The-Looms with the school nurse every Monday." Stop! "A lot of times those still didn't last a week." Please! "I'm talking about multiple accidents a day, just so we're clear." You know this is why I never bring dates over for dinner, right?
Keep going for two versions of the video in case one doesn't work.
Thanks to Caroline, who agrees maybe he just wanted to guarantee himself a seat on the school bus.