Woman Provides Commentary For Two Idiots Who Got Out Of Their Cars To Have A Pathetic Road Rage Fight

August 3, 2018

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This is a video captured by a woman during rush hour on I-35 in Round Rock, Texas, of two 50-something-year-old men who decide to turn their road rage into the saddest display of feet and fists of rage that I've ever seen. The woman also provides some delightful commentary ("Too old, bruh. TOO OLD."), which was definitely value-add. These two are crazy. Hopefully when their significant others see this video they both immediately get dumped, because these two deserve each other. They're like two peas in a pod. Hopefully they just don't have to punch their way out of that pod, or they're both as good as dead.

Keep going for the video, but make sure to turn the volume on if it isn't.

Thanks to CN, who agrees these two need to go have a beer together and talk about their feelings.

  • TioDon

    I didn't understand it as I don't speak ebonics....

  • GeneralDisorder

    Alright... Two things... There was no commentary so much as a lady being the most obnoxious stereotype possible.

    And watching these guys is like watching Giant Pandas fight. They don't fight. They piss on trees and whoever pisses the highest is the winner.

  • jimmycleaver

    Never seen a rooster fight like this before, I thought they would peck at each other and flutter their arms next.

  • Chris

    I had to turn it off because that woman's voice is like ear sandpaper.

  • paperboy

    Turns out you can mess with Texas.

  • Conrado Parra

    needs Guile's theme

  • Munihausen

    impossible to forget

  • Eric Ord

    Me vs TheQiwiMan >:(

    Jenness adding commentary

  • Jenness

    That voice was so annoying *shudders* Though I do appreciate her ability to find humor in the pathetic display while in Austin-area traffic. Grabbing joy wherever she can - you go "Stella" (or whatever her name is)

  • Matt

    you have a rivalry with qiwi? no one cares

  • TheQiwiMan

    I wouldn't call it a "rivalry", more like a "shirtless tickle-fight".

  • TheQiwiMan

    These guys are gonna choreograph the fight scenes in all the new Hollywood blockbusters.

    And/or all the dance routines.

  • paperboy

    "OK, Mr. Cruise, in this scene we need you to halfheartedly jab your knee toward the villain's crotch area a few times. Yes, you'll be wearing sandals."

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