Woman Creates Wearable Fiber Optic Corset That Illuminates Her Implants

August 2, 2018

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This is a video of Naomi 'SexyCyborg' Wu demonstrating the 'Cyberpunk Wearable Fiber Optic Implant Transillumination' system she developed (previously: the LED eyelashes she created). The apparatus has two illuminated fiber optic cables that screw into the sides of the corset right next to each breast, and illuminate her implants with the light (like shining a flashlight through your hand). The future, folks -- it's totally nuts. Also, do you think a similar system would work with a penile implant? Asking for a friend who's always dreamed of waving a blue lightsaber at public urinals.

Keep going for the a short gif and a video of the corset's construction, but skip to 12:15 if you just want to see the final product in action.

Thanks to Mark V, who agrees the future has never looked so bright.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I tried to find the source for the "idea" but I got distracted because it's just a porn reposting reddit account and after about three pages of posts I decided I didn't care anymore. You know... reasons.

  • DJ Shovelpants

    I love that she's got a whole laboratory/workshop set up and she's working on cutting edge technology. To cure cancer? To develop technology to help people in need?

    Nah. To find a way to light up her stupid tits.

  • I love that you're so sure that a person whose talent is for making electronic stuff is somehow also talented at biochemistry. Because science is science is science, right? No different branches or anything.

  • DJ Shovelpants

    Thanks for attempting to fill in the blanks and also for setting me straight on science. Who knew? I'm merely saying I find it hilarious that she's spending plenty of time to light up her falsies.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Yeah! A total waste of time and money, unlike serious scientists who work in lab coats at major biomedical facilities finding ways to give 80 year olds 4 hour boners.

  • DJ Shovelpants

    You'll be happy for that serious science when you're 80 and looking at strobe-lit silicone!

    You get it.

  • Damon Sherman

    she's a hot engineer(hobbyist?) who likes looking hot and making toys. I don't get your problem.

  • DJ Shovelpants

    No problem here, hero. Light 'em up if that's how you want to spend your time.

  • Jenness

    I know. But who is funding her? Pretty sure it isn't a chick think tank. It's you guys saying "Hey, this hot chick wants to light up her tits" *feverishly dig into their wallets*

  • Meh

    Holy holy.

  • Mr Coco

    society you wanted more women in stem, you got a women in stem.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Implants are so gross.

    Natural always > fake

    https://i.imgur.com/RLyu68m...

  • GeneralDisorder

    As my boss from the lumber mill used to say "if I can touch 'em, they're real"

  • Andyman7714

    Hey buddy! My eyes are up here...oh shit...I left them on again.

  • Mark

    Reminds me of the movie Skin Deep with the late John Ritter.

    The infamous glow in the dark condom scene.

    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • Munihausen

    Reminds me of Johnny Mnemonic. Not a bad movie until that dolphin thing showed up.

  • Bosun Higgs

    How many johns does it take to screw in a light boob?

  • Eric Ord

    FIRST

    PS Do we have any footage of her without the implants? Asking for a friend

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