Video Of A Great White Breaching Ocean Surface To Try to Eat Researcher's Feet

August 8, 2018

This is a video of a great white shark breaching the water's surface off the coast of Wellfleet, Massachusetts in an attempt to eat a researcher's feet, who's standing on the *Googles parts of a boat* bow pulpit of an Atlantic White Shark Conservancy research vessel while trying to tag the shark. That is not a game of tag I have any interest in playing. "Would you play with an octopus?" Hell no, they try to crawl in your butt. "Who told you that?" An older kid on the back of the school bus. "And you believed him?" He has armpit hair!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to William O, who agrees it's no fair tagging with your teeth (I've been put in time-out at daycare for that).

  • Not for nothing but, isn't it that guys job to specifically wait until it gets close enough then tag the damn thing? Shouldn't that have been a perfect opportunity to... I dunno... do his job?

    I mean I'd shit my pants, but my job isn't tagging great white sharks.

  • Munihausen

    You're gonna need a bigger GoPro

  • mossfloss

    People shouldn't tease animals with tasty treats. :(

  • Mark

    It's a good thing that shark wasn't equipped with frikkin lasers!

  • ecafsub

    "Will you go to the end of the pulpit, please?"

    What?

    "Will you just please go to the end of the pulpit!"

    What for?

    "I need to have something in the foreground to give it some scale."

    Foreground, my ass!

  • Douchy McDouche

    "We're going to need a bigger boat." - Indiana Jones

  • Homestar

    I think that was Han Solos.

  • Jenness

    That other boat looked the same size as that shark and I think they have a nice sized dog on it. I'd be getting the heck out of dodge if I was them! LOL And so close to the beach shoreline. Man...that was something.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Shark research, or extreme tap-dance lessons 🤔 who can say, who can say?

  • TheQiwiMan

    Well I *was* gonna say "WHOA!! HO-LAY CRAP!" but that guy said it so now I don't have to.

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