Trailer For An Upcoming Bee Simulator Video Game

August 7, 2018

This is the trailer for Bee Simulator, a video game coming out eleven years too late to cash in on the Bee Movie bandwagon. The game will be available for all major consoles and PCs later this year. Can you guess what you do? You do bee things. Buzzzzzzz!

And what does it mean to be a bee? Well, with Bee Simulator, we will finally be able to put ourselves inside the mind of the humble bee and do all the things that bees need to do to survive in this world: fly around in search of nourishment, pollenate flowers, construct a hive, contribute to bee society [plus do battle with enemies].

Cool, but what about stinging people? I want to sting people. And, if I'm being completely honest, that's all I want to do. Unless I can mate with the queen, in which case I just want to do that and eat honey all day. "You are aware after successfully mating a drone's penis and abdomen are torn off and he dies." I'm cool with just stinging. "Female worker bees typically die similar deaths after stinging as well." Screw it, I wanna be a hummingbird.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Jeffrey S, who agrees they definitely missed the opportunity to offer a jar of honey as a pre-order bonus.

  • Zachary Zarko

    That was one beautiful queen bee. I was dreaming about her last night and when I woke up there was honey all over my sheets. I'd like to get my stinger into her honey sack, if you know what I mean.

  • I can't Bee-lieve they didn't write Bee-come, in the trailer. Not even once....

  • urimind

    "Wow" -Owen Wilson

  • Emmitt Morgans

    If there's VR support, I'm sold!

  • GeneralDisorder

    If someone doesn't mod this game to include dialog from Bee movie it's just a missed opportunity.

  • TheMajesticWaterRuffalo

    bee-rilliant

  • Jenness

    Can you be any of the bees or just a drone? Because the Queen Bee's first days after she kills off the virgin queens is pretty hot.

    "The surviving virgin queen will fly out on a sunny, warm day to a "drone congregation area" where she will mate with 12–15 drones. If the weather holds, she may return to the drone congregation area for several days until she is fully mated. Mating occurs in flight. The young queen stores up to 6 million sperm from multiple drones in her spermatheca. She will selectively release sperm for the remaining 2–7 years of her life."

  • Frédéric Purenne

    *adds to Steam's wishlist*

  • TheQiwiMan

    Goat Simulator > SimAnt > The Sims > Bee Simulator (> Girlfriend Simulator)

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    Jerry Seinfeld better do the voice acting

  • Beard

    I don't get what the buzz is all about.

  • Bling Nye

    That stings.

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