Somebody Modded A $500,000 Rolls Royce Phantom Into A Monster Truck

August 30, 2018

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These are a couple videos of the ~$500,000 Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe that somebody modified into a monster truck. I can't imagine a convertible monster truck is a very safe idea, but I've got the feeling this thing isn't actually going to do very many car crushing backflips anyways. And that's a shame. What's the purpose of a monster truck if not to crush cars and give grown men boners that they think about later in order to pleasure their human partner? "Um, what?" No word how the monster truck handles, but there's one person who knows how to hot-wire a Rolls Royce that plans on finding out. My God I wish I was that person.

Keep going for the videos.

Thanks to v, for helping me realize my dream of building a UPS monster truck. We'll call it...the Package Smasher.

  • Thomas Wyndham

    Don't forget the fine you get from Rolls-Royce for breaking the 'do not modify' contract you have to sign when you buy one.

  • Tom

    Yup, RR like to protect of their image from this sort of thing. I gather they've allowed an exemption for only one person in recorded history.

    And she was a puppet.

  • Nick Pappagiorgio

    So this is just the Regalia type-D from FFXV? https://i.ytimg.com/vi/93tc...

  • Deksam

    The thing has may quirks and features, rides nice and is surprisingly fast, It is like the Rolls Royce of monster trucks! I'll give it 100 out of 100, on the Doug score

  • Jenness

    This really is the epitome of more money than sense. And it looks like crap. If you are going to defile such a beautiful automobile then at least have a much better and dimensional paint job with a jillion layers of gloss coat because those silver flames look like they were made out of that novelty duct tape.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Right... Why would you put such a hideous body on such an amazing feat of engineering? Disgusting!

  • Nicholas Conrad

    I always enjoyed the word play of the phrase "more dollars than sense". You can use that.

  • Forblat

    I agree with everything except that modern Rolls are some damn ugly cars.

  • Tom

    Agreed. Thank goodness this wasn't a boat-tail Phantom II or something like that, or I might actually have to get my pitchfork and flaming torch.

  • shashi

    oh my gauche

  • TheQiwiMan

    WOULD

    DRIVE

  • Cheese

    To the mental ward they keep your sister at (after you raped her for years) so you can rape her some more. Fuckwit.

  • TheQiwiMan

    You have rape fantasies about a crazy sister?

    Dude, seek help.

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