Okaaaaay: Decorative Human Face Pot Pies

August 3, 2018

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These are the new-and-improved decorative People Pot Pies crafted in a witch's kitchen by Etsy seller It Came From Under My Bed, which is how 90% of my nightmares begin. The inedible pies cost around $31 apiece and can be customized with teeth, tongues and hair. I...think I'm good on those. Although it would be pretty great to pretend to pull one of these out of the oven and set it on the counter in front of your kids. Haha, that would be terrifying, wouldn't it? "What?" Having children.

Keep going for a video, but be sure to check out her Etsy shop if you were wondering if she also sells fake severed penis necklaces (she does). At least I hope they're fake.

Thanks to Allyson S, but also kinda no thanks to Allyson S.

  • No Nose Nosferatu

    I'd buy that for a dollar.

  • The_Wretched

    Why Mr.Todd, your pies are suggesting something.

  • Jenness

    The shop has necklaces with cut off tongues and teeth, severed penis, severed ears..

    Aaaaand looking on her profile she's happily married with kids. Because of course.

    I need to let my batshit crazy out more I guess. *ponders*

  • TheQiwiMan

    Correlation /= Causation

  • jimmycleaver

    Creepy as hell, they look so dead and mummified for so long. Good for halloween decorations I guess.

  • TyDurd

    They're not even edible? Weak.

  • Jaylen

    Some people clearly say the words “Please help me. I am a danger to myself and others.”Other people just bake inedible face pies and sell them on Etsy.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Some people clearly say the words “Please help me. I am a danger to myself and others.”

    Other people just bake inedible face pies and sell them on Etsy.

  • Mark

    I'm reminded of Ed Gein when I see those pies.

  • No Nose Nosferatu

    Ed Gein would probably think of pies if he saw your face.

  • Meh

    Nice, now when i can order a real human face get back to me.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Cloning is illegal.

  • Meh

    Who said anything about cloning?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Valid point. I believe the other options to make such a thing are also illegal.

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