This is one of the hummingbird feeders made by Jeff Driscoll of Etsy shop Coppervine Feeders. This particular model costs around $14 and clips to the front of a baseball hat or visor so you can witness the tiny miracles that are hummingbirds up close and personal (previously: this right-between-the-eyes hummingbird feeder mask). Man, I love hummingbirds so much. I suspect I got that from my grandparents, who were avid birdwatchers. Or, who knows, maybe I got it from a public toilet seat, nobody knows how these things work.
Thanks again to Dev, who agrees you haven't lived until you've experienced a butterfly drinking your tears.