I'm A Cat Now: Little Tortoise Follows Feline Friend Through Cat Door

August 27, 2018

This is a short video of a tortoise who, after watching a cat, learns how to use a pet door to enter a home. I assume he's a pet? That or a burglar. When reached for comment about the feat, the Ninja Turtles wouldn't stop bragging about how Master Splinter taught them all how to use doorknobs like that makes them some sort of geniuses or something. *trying to open door* "You have to hit the elevator call button first." OH PISS OFF, DONATELLO.

Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks to Linby, who agrees if this tortoise keeps taking the time to explore houses he's never going to win the race.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Real question. Are turtles/tortoises capable of things that resemble thought? Do they know what love is? I think most turtle/tortoise species only get together long enough to mate and then live solitary existences the rest of the time.

  • Jenness

    Actually turtle penises are horrifying in structure and huge (I just googled an OMFG) and their sex life is a lot more interesting than I thought. I rarely get scarred trying to look up science facts - but ...I am now:
    https://blogs.scientificame...

  • shashi

    kinda makes the whole catflap stunt more impressive

  • TheMajesticWaterRuffalo

    He's just going to use this to sneak reporters in yellow jumpsuits into the house.

  • Doog

    Surely this will be made into a Disney movie soon

  • Eric Ord

    "I'm a cat now"? Kind of like Meh, except now he's a CHICKEN

  • shashi

    Why you shittalkin Meh so much? seems unnecessary. What happened? (show me on the doll)

  • Eric Ord

    He advocated blocking me HERE *points to heart*

  • TheQiwiMan

    Tortoises are the cutest way to get salmonella.

  • Eric Ord

    Pretty sure me eating raw eggs is

  • TheQiwiMan

    Very, very good point.

    Please forgive my mistake. SECOND cutest.

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