This is some home security cam footage of boxer Winston dragging a water hose inside the house through an open sliding door, playing with it for a while, then eventually dragging it back outside (previously: a shot of that other dog that dragged a sprinkler in through its doggie door). Thankfully, the hose has a nozzle on it that only sprays when Winston bites it (although he eventually punctures the hose causing a small leak -- visible at 2:00 spraying straight up in the air and onto the living room rug), or things could have been a whole lot wetter. Still, he does get some pretty solid sprays in, including hitting the grandfather clock at least once. Could you imagine if this happened and you didn't have a security camera that caught all the action? You'd just come home to a soaking house and have no clue how it got that way. Is anything missing? I bet it was the Wet Bandits.
Keep going for the video while I watch the 'And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
Thanks to Allyson S, who agrees that is not how you earn treats.