Guy Tries To Withstand Super-Bass Sound System In Van, Can't

August 30, 2018

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This is a video of Brandon trying to withstand the incredible bass of Jeremy's van at the recent 2018 Surf City Soundoff in Lincoln City, Oregon. According to whoever filmed the video, "Jeremy's van is one of the loudest vehicles on the west coast." Well sure, but everyone who owns a vehicle on the west coast has one of the loudest. It might just be, you know, the 8,000,000th loudest. This is probably louder than that though because Brandon does not last long at all once the bass kicks in. I think I could actually see the ear and brain damage being done. That could not have felt very good. Except in the balls, that probably felt amazing in the balls. Get those things rattling around, confuse your sperm, have them all crashing into walls and trying to swim up into your abdomen -- good times. Still, I can't recommend Brandon trying to get anyone pregnant for *checks calendar* well, forever actually. You might as well add some grape jam because your nuts are toast, bro.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to No Name, who wants to know if such extreme bass could eventually rattle your wheels' lug nuts free, and might just be planning the perfect murder.

  • GeneralDisorder

    This van looks vaguely familiar but I'm not so sure now. I spent a few weeks watching videos by LifeofPrice but that was a couple years ago.

  • Jenness

    This is a definite woman-repellent. No one wants to see their man's face look that constipated unless he's doing something that is about to give you a mind-blowing orgasm.

  • The_Wretched

    Not judging but eww.

  • Jenness

    I didn't mean it that way! Now this German movie I saw once is stuck in my head. Thanks a lot Wretched.

  • Walt Mistler

    1200 watts at 4 ohms, life is good. Being half deaf helps, wife has earplugs.

  • siennaf

    by buddy got 2nd loudest here in san Antonio, TX about 15 yrs ago and I sat in his car to test it out and it is a horrible feeling, not even in the balls.

  • What did we expect from Jeremy and Brandon? Rattling their nuts off. Of course.

    You never hear of local hero, Jeremy, saves kids from a burning building... Philanthropist, Brandon, donates to help world hunger.

    It's like naming your daughter Cinnamon and then wondering how she ended up on the pole.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I've never met a Brandon who wasn't a criminal.

  • PUNX

    by buddy got 2nd loudest here in san Antonio, TX about 15 yrs ago and I sat in his car to test it out and it is a horrible feeling, not even in the balls.

  • Eric Ord

    Bye buddy! ;)

  • TheQiwiMan

    I think those people are enjoying music incorrectly.

    And the person filming is recording incorrectly.

  • Jenness

    Seriously, what is even the point of having that unless you want to trap terrorists in it to torture them?

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