Faaaaake: Man Chloroforms Himself To Prove It Doesn't Work

August 31, 2018

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Going towards the light: he's doing it.

This is a very short video making its rounds of a guy allegedly chloroforming himself to prove it doesn't work, then trying to fight a wardrobe with his face on the way to the ground. Is it real? I really want it to be, but it isn't. If you really want to prove it's real do it again with a bottle we can read and watch you open. Also, do it in the middle of the driveway. How am I supposed to believe this is real when there's a conveniently placed wardrobe right there to break your face? Also, SPOILER: unlike in every movie or made-for-television crime drama you've ever seen, it actually takes like five minutes for a chloroform soaked rag to render someone unconscious, which is a shame because I could really use a power nap but only get four minutes for lunch.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Charlie H, who remembers a time when some things actually used to be real.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I hope he gets enough ad rev from this video to buy acting lessons.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    if older episodes of the Simpsons have taught me anything, it's that chloroform works

  • shashi

    also colorforms dont

  • Bling Nye

    Very fake. It takes something around 5 minutes for chloroform to knock you out, not 5 seconds.

  • Jenness
  • TheQiwiMan

    Spoken like an experienced rapist! :-D

  • Bling Nye

    Or you know, just someone with a scientific background and the ability to perform simple Google searches...

    LOL

    Nice how you're trying to bait me after accusing me of always being the one talking shit to you... You really were projecting so much shit, I was right! And going straight to a rapist quip... projecting again? Wouldn't surprise me, you sure seem like the desperate loser type.

  • Meh

    It would be convincing because i already know people are stupid.

  • netloco

    faked... but actually funny

  • The_Wretched

    I hope he faked that for laughs. Ouch.

    Also, chloroform isn't very safe, the difference between knocked out and dead is pretty small.

  • Jenness

    I hope he did to because dying isn't worth silly social media likes.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Right. Ether is a much better recreational drug.

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