Faaaaake: Man Chloroforms Himself To Prove It Doesn't Work

August 31, 2018

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Going towards the light: he's doing it.

This is a very short video making its rounds of a guy allegedly chloroforming himself to prove it doesn't work, then trying to fight a wardrobe with his face on the way to the ground. Is it real? I really want it to be, but it isn't. If you really want to prove it's real do it again with a bottle we can read and watch you open. Also, do it in the middle of the driveway. How am I supposed to believe this is real when there's a conveniently placed wardrobe right there to break your face? Also, SPOILER: unlike in every movie or made-for-television crime drama you've ever seen, it actually takes like five minutes for a chloroform soaked rag to render someone unconscious, which is a shame because I could really use a power nap but only get four minutes for lunch.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Charlie H, who remembers a time when some things actually used to be real.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I hope he gets enough ad rev from this video to buy acting lessons.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    if older episodes of the Simpsons have taught me anything, it's that chloroform works

  • shashi

    also colorforms dont

  • Bling Nye

    Very fake. It takes something around 5 minutes for chloroform to knock you out, not 5 seconds.

  • Jenness
  • TheQiwiMan

    Spoken like an experienced rapist! :-D

  • Bling Nye

    Or you know, just someone with a scientific background and the ability to perform simple Google searches...

    LOL

    Nice how you're trying to bait me after accusing me of always being the one talking shit to you... You really were projecting so much shit, I was right! And going straight to a rapist quip... projecting again? Wouldn't surprise me, you sure seem like the desperate loser type.

  • TheQiwiMan

    LOL triggered little bitch. Since you start shit with me all the time anyways, even when I purposefully ignore you, why shouldn't I mock you whenever I feel like it? You deserve to be mocked.

  • Bling Nye

    "LOL triggered little bitch." Funny, there you go projecting, yet again. Just can't help it can you? I'm not the one 'triggered' here, much as you'd like to imagine you have some kind of effect. You don't. ;)

    You think I deserve to be mocked, huh? What that really says is you're just an insecure little asshole with an ax to grind. Grow up.

    Reality check, I don't give a fuck about you, you're just some semi-sentient potato with insecurity problems, self-esteem issues and internet access. So mock away little one, LOL I know it helps you feel better about yourself. :)

  • TheQiwiMan

    That was pretty lame, you can do better. Try harder. I believe in you! :-D

  • Bling Nye

    "That was pretty lame, you can do better. Try harder." Fucking LOL right there, that was the lamest response yet, pal, can't you see that? I'd say the same to you then, but difference here of course is that I don't believe in you, you clearly lack depth as you've shown repeatedly over time.

    Oh well. Moving on now, you're boring me already. :/ Maybe go have a beer and relax, chill, have a good weekend... Cheers!

  • TheQiwiMan

    Oof.. and here I had such high hopes for you.

    Try again, little man, I'm not giving up on you that easily! :-)

  • spikedeclue

    I liked this blog better before you showed up. You really are quite annoyingly full of yourself and seem to feel the need to comment on damn near every post.

  • Bling Nye

    For my part, I feel like I should apologize to everyone for engaging with him at all, it only draws it out more.

  • TheQiwiMan

    You should apologize to the entire human race that there are literally millions of fetuses aborted every year, but a slimy pathetic loser like you somehow slipped through the cracks. 👍

  • spikedeclue

    No worries. I live in a major metropolitan area and have learned very well to avoid eye contact with the talk-at-anyone-who-will-listen types of weirdos. They talk and act like they actually have something to say, but if you just blow past them and pay them no attention, they seek it from someone else

  • TheQiwiMan

    So block me then. Problem solved.

  • Cheese

    Just drink bleach. Problem solved.

    I'm sure your sister (who you raped throughout her childhood) would be thankful of your agonising death.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I love it when you talk dirty to me, Daddy. :-D

  • The_Wretched

    I came for Eric Ord's firsts and "hubree" the cat (same thing) but stayed for the KiwiBling fight.

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