Easy Rider: Shirtless Florida Man Riding Motorcycle Laying On His Back, Steering With Bare Feet

August 24, 2018

Because Florida man feels entitled to do whatever he pleases, whenever he pleases on account of the shit hand that life dealt him, this is a video of a no helmet, no shirt, no shoes (no service) motorcyclist cruising down I-95 South near Jacksonville, riding his hog while laying on his back, and steering with his bare feet. I can only assume he's stretching out for an afternoon nap. You know, it's crazy to think about how non-existent some people's instinct of self preservation is. Do you think that's a specific gene? And, if it is, how does it keep getting passed down? "Florida man breeds young." Wow, that actually makes a lot of sense.

Keep going for the video, which isn't any different from the gif except higher resolution.

Thanks to JT, who informed me we both made similar cross-country moves, just not laying down on the back of motorcycles because we actually wanted to get where we were going.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    Future Skinless Florida Man*

  • Elak Swindell

    Perfect example of stupidity on wheels, a lot like 90% of bikers since the majority don't make any effort to protect themselves in case of an accident by not wearing skid protective clothing, gloves and fully enclosed helmets. No, they'd rather be like this dumbs**t who thinks he is immortal.

  • Dao

    Riding with your feet isn’t actually too difficult with a throttle lock.

    Pushing a shopping cart through the supermarket with your feet, now THAT takes skill.

  • Deksam

    I got pulled over for speeding driving my MC very similar to this but with my helmet, I had to jump to position to stop for him, when he jumped out from behind a tree with a radar gun. I stopped beyond him by about 8 feet. lucky he jumped out of the way. I thought I was in for it, but he never brought it up. I then got to talking and 5 min later I wagered 3x the ticket or nothing, if he could find anything on my very extensive record pertaining to anything DUI... He went back to his car was there for 10 min, came back shaking his head and said "You have a record a mile long, but nothing with DUIs or accidents. Though your last speeding ticket was exactly 30 days ago." I said "yeah, what can I say, I can handle my faster speeds." So true to his word he let me off with a warning! NICE!

  • Jenness

    For a total moron, he's got a nice body and is pretty hot. Isn't that the way it is though? Hot = batshit crazy about 95% of the time.

    *hears the crickets from the smart dudes on this forum*

    Except for you guys, you are all total studs and not crazy at all.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Not crazy at all? I resemble that remark!

  • TheQiwiMan

    *raises eyebrow

    Hey girl. What's say you and I... *unbuttons shirt to expose perfect pecs and 6-pack.*..... decapitate an army of hamsters for daring to speak out against public breastfeeding?

  • TheQiwiMan

    Chillest way to commit suicide.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't know. A lot of the Golden Gate jumpers looked pretty chill hopping over the rail.

  • Bling Nye

    Google image search 'motorcycle road rash'... This dude will wish he died if he isn't killed in a wreck... I just don't understand people that ride without a helmet or leathers.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    My dad used to ride motorcycles long before I was born and he told me that there are 2 types of people who ride them: Those who have fallen and those who have yet to fall. "And," he'd always add, "You can tell which is which. The guy who has laid his bike down will be wearing a helmet, a heavy leather jacket, gloves, jeans (at least), and his boots. The guy who has never fallen will be wearing a t-shirt, sneakers, shorts, and no helmet."

  • typowned

    Bling Nye, you speaks the truth. I'm a volunteer firefighter and EMT. Trust me when I say this: you do not want to see some of the sh@t we see on motorcycle accidents.

  • Irina Abramovich

    1st!!!!!!

    This kind of driving is safe for two reasons: 1) it’s better than when compared to someone driving on a chainsaw, and, 2) his body is positioned perfectly for napping quietly on a long drive which is, again, safe for dreaming and other safe activities.

  • Eric Ord

    "1st!!!!!!"

    >:(

  • Hubree

    Yes, let the anger flow through you

  • Irina Abramovich

    Do you know how much of a pain it is to change one photo on three accounts? change yours back please.

  • Irina Abramovich

    It’s my new FB picture and I WON’T change even if Hubree is GOD of kittens and orders a swarm of gay frogs at my face while I sleep!

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