Real Products That Exist: A Roast Beef Sandwich Inspired Bath Soak

August 3, 2018

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These are the 'World Famous' Roast Beef Sandwich Reality Bath Soak salts created by Gears Out and available on Amazon. When added to a bath, the salts are supposed to evoke a deli-style hot roast beef sandwich, with a "brown sugar and fig fragrance." That doesn't sound like any roast beef I'm familiar with. Obviously, this would make a great white elephant gift for your next office holiday party after everybody is way too drunk. Just a heads up though: if you're ever spending the night at a friend's house and they jokingly suggest you take a calming bath with the Roast Beef Sandwich bath salts they left out, you climb out that bathroom window and run because your friend is a cannibal and you're about to get eaten.

Thanks to Ash, for reminding of the time I dreamed I was eating a turkey leg and woke up to my girlfriend screaming bloody murder and trying to get her arm out of my mouth.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I know I'm not the target demographic of pretty much anything for sale at all but... I don't get this.

  • Jenness

    Despite the memes and crude jokes on the internet, I can pretty much guarantee that we women really hate it when our body or parts of it are associated with roast beef or any type of meat.

  • The_Wretched

    Mmm, her gender signifiers were like carpaccio. I sat down with a glass of heavenly Beaujolais wine and began the feast.

    #zombiepoet #soundsbetterinoriginalrussian

  • Bosun Higgs
  • Chaz Gomez

    and it turns out the book... was a cookbook...

  • Christopher

    FIRSTPS Y not philly cheese steak lol

  • TheQiwiMan
  • Eric Ord

    Fite me

  • James Mcelroy

    IDK what bath salts are supposed to cost, but $18 is too much for joke, at least in my poor broke ass world.

  • Eric Ord

    FIRST

    PS Y not philly cheese steak lol

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