Body Modded Cyborg Demonstrates How The RFID And NFC Chips He's Had Implanted In His Hands Allow Him To Live A Key-Free Life

August 21, 2018


This is a video of "body modification expert and self-described cyborg" Russ Foxx demonstrating how the RFID (radio frequency identification) and NFC (near field communication) chips he's had installed in his hands allow him to live an analog key-free life by unlocking his front door, starting his motorcycle's engine, and unlocking a concealment table he built with the chips. The NFC chip in his hand can also be scanned using an NFC-enabled Android phone to automatically download all his business contact info. THE FUTURE. No word what the horns on top of his head are capable of, but I suspect the answer would blow our minds. "They're just decorative." *brain explodes*

Keep going for the video of the nicest cyborg I've ever seen.

Thanks to OH, who informed me he plans on having some Doritos implanted in his hand. Okay, but I will try to bite you if I get hungry.

  • Deksam

    @55seconds in
    Russ Foxx
    329 East Broadway
    Vancouver BC
    V5T 1W5
    It's his tattoo and body mod shop in Vancouver. free advertising.

  • Deksam

    If and when this mandatory by law to all citizens in the future, If you allow them to insert it in you, your ass will be theirs!
    But that is fine if you are ok with the government tracking everything you do, every transaction you ever make. you will essentially be their bitch, good luck voting more than once in the same election, there dems.

    But I also think the loss of limbs will be on the great rise when this happens and thus why the forehead will be the other place for a chip. Kinda hard to lose your head without being dead.

  • Qué weba.


    "Complete idiot who looks like a dummy Demonstrates How The RFID And NFC Chips He's Had Implanted In His Hands Allow Him To Live A Key-Free Life yet still look like a social parasite"

  • Fartbutt

    What a fuckin pimp

  • bigalosu

    Cyborg? More like Sigh-borg...

  • GeneralDisorder

    You will be assimilated.

  • Douchy McDouche

    If this is what being key-free does to a person then I'll just stick to my normie keyring.

  • Douchy McDouche


  • Javier Arreola

    But what are his pronouns?

  • normality

    You probably thought you were clever with this comment, but its just stupid. Plus Russ doesn't bother with pronoun stuff, he's just him.

  • Ollie Williams

    Dude totally looks like Bill Burr on meth.

  • Closet Nerd

    But every time he masturbates, the lights rapidly turn on/off

  • Closet Nerd

    Its like 'pounding the pud' in the disco

  • TheQiwiMan

    Speaking from experience, having pounded the pud in every disco in North America, I can attest of the accuracy of this statement.

  • MustacheHam

    I think something detachable is more suitable for me personally. Such as...oh I don't know a finger ring with a wireless key (less confusing to say than finger key ring...which sounds like a horrid finger key chain). Also these rings can be designed and you'll be wearing something pretty cool and feel like a little secret agent than a flesh robot.

  • D3Fd0ck

    What happens when a someone cuts off his hand and runs off with it..

  • GeneralDisorder

    NFC is basically defunct technology. I don't think I've met anyone who uses it for anything serious.

    I was gonna put an NFC tag on my cat's collar and then put nfc readers on the doors to the basement and the outside so I'd know if she ever got out or got in the basement but... Then I remembered I didn't care that much and it was such a poor use of my time that even thinking about it was dumb.

  • Jenness

    That's exactly what I thought. Just chop that off and I've got the keys to the kingdom his secret table.

  • TheMajesticWaterRuffalo

    I'm left to imagine that the horns on his forehead are actually the keyfobs for his and his wife's cars?

  • GeneralDisorder


  • Mark


    I can see it now. He walks up to his car and has to bow to his car before opening it because the batteries no longer have the range anymore.

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