This is a timelapse video of artist Valeriano Fatica carving Cthulhu out of a watermelon. He calls it a tutorial but he doesn't really provide any instruction, it's more 'just do exactly as you saw me do'. I'm not sure watching it increased my chances of ever carving a decent Cthulhu. But speaking of watermelons -- how long can an uncut watermelon last in the fridge? Do they go bad? Asking for a friend who forgot to bring it to a Fourth Of July party.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to carey, who just challenged me to a watermelon seed-spitting contest and will be taking home the silver medal at best.