50 Shades Of Nudibranch: A Video Of The Colorful Diversity Of Sea Slugs

August 1, 2018


Above: two nudibranch do the nasty.

This is 50 Shades Of Nudibranch, a look at all the different shapes, sizes and colors of nudibranch (literally 'naked gills', aka sea slugs). I'll be the first to admit, I had high hopes when I read nudibranch, but those hopes were quickly dashed when the video loaded. Still, sea slugs are cool I guess. There's even a clip of two of them that were found fertilizing each other in the same spot for over 24 hours! Now that's a serious romp beneath the waves. I feel like my genitals would have disintegrated into sand long before then. Scoop me up in a bucket and make a sand castle? "Not a chance." Lame. Now, what were we just talking about? "Sea dildos." That's not what they're called!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Hit This, who, God willing, is a big red button.

  • The_Wretched

    And that oil rig that blew up in the gulf of mexico contributed to a Texas size dead zone in the gulf which killed everything.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Sea creatures are aliens.

  • Bling Nye

    Fun fact, if you harass a sea cucumber (say, by pretending it's a penis to jerk off, yours or otherwise, no judgement) they will evert their anus and guts as a "distraction" to protect against predation; subsequently it looks like a freaky spiked alien penis blasting a load.

    Never done it, never will, not a fan of harassing sea life, but witnessed it done a few times by those that could care less.

    Scuba diving is fun.

  • Joebags !

    This is hot.

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