Because this is the moronic world we live in now, this is a short video of some dude on a scooter rope-towing a woman on a bicycle with a seat that isn't anywhere remotely on straight, that's wearing a child for a backpack. And is that a bathrobe she's wearing? I'm calling child services. Hello, child services? I'm sending you a video. It's from Monroe, Washington, so you might want to forward it to your field office there. Yeah, I assume they just moved from Florida. Also, while I have you on the phone -- where do you stand on no dessert if you don't eat all your vegetables? Is that something that I could have a mom arres-- uh-huh, I see. Well I think you should reconsider that but thank you for your time and don't forget to go get these idiots.
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Thanks to PlatinumOG, because apparently weed can send tips now.