What A Jerk: Van Driver Purposefully Swerves To Hit Puddles And Soak People

July 30, 2018

Seen here on a mission to ruin days, this is a video from Ottawa, Canada of a Black & McDonald ("an integrated, multi-trade prime contractor serving government, institutions, industry and commerce across Canada, the US and overseas") employee in a company van purposefully swerving to hit every puddle they come across and soak pedestrians on the sidewalk. Unsurprisingly, the employee was immediately fired as soon as the company found out about the incident, because nobody likes having complete @$$holes working for them besides law firms and the government. Oh -- and my dentist.

Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks again to becca b, who agrees there's nothing worse than a real jerk.

  • Adibobea9

    If the people would have signed the waiver to be filmed they wouldn't have had to spray them with water to blur out their faces…

  • GeneralDisorder

    I sometimes like to splash in puddles but I can never remember what side my airbox is on. I mean, my old car sure. I've owned two Crown Victorias and three Grand Marquis over the years. So my Grand Marquis I knew it was on the driver's side.

    Of course I'm not a dick. I swerve away from people if I think I'll splash them. I've been hit by a wall of water from vehicles before. It's gross and smelly and oily. Like people who sell Doterra.

  • TheMajesticWaterRuffalo

    Not sure what the problem is here, it looks like he was helping them test their umbrellas.

  • Douchy McDouche

    A rude canadian? What is the world coming to?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Guarantee he's an immigrant.

  • How can you tell?

  • JJ

    Here is Australia Its a $180 fine and 3 demerit points (you get 10 before you lose your license), you also get locked in a coffin sized box with ten random snakes and spiders collected from the nearest tree for 20 minutes

  • Closet Nerd

    Fucked up, 10 snakes & spiders in every tree in Australia?!

  • Andyman7714

    Who in the hell was filming it? Were they fired too?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Rear facing dash cam. Dash cams are getting super cheap these days.

  • Meh

    Canada, this is what you create with that douche in power.

  • Jenness

    I've been soaked like this back in the days when I didn't have a car and lived in a no-car needing city. It never happened after work or at a time when it wasn't imperative that I be dry and clean. It ALWAYS was a magical coincidence of suckage - like having this happen on my way to a first date I was SO excited about and I was almost there so I couldn't turn back and on my way to work - again - running late and almost there and the whole day was just miserable.

  • Wow, getting doused before a first date is rough.

  • Jenness

    *gives you a woebegone look and nods*

  • TheQiwiMan

    The dude got fired for this? Lame. Sure it's a dick move, but mostly a harmless prank, kinda overkill to fire the guy.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Well dang. Shut my mouth.

    I never would have guessed it could literally be deadly.

    Now I feel bad.

    Feels bad man.

  • spikedeclue

    Being a complete asshole in a company vehicle is a good reason to fire an employee

  • TheQiwiMan

    Yeah I guess it does potentially reflect poorly on his employer.

    Still though, I wouldn’t have fired him if he were my employee.

  • Dao

    I’ve gotta admit: I did that when I was younger.

  • FearlessFarris

    I still honk my horn when I drive by a golf course, and am lucky enough to catch a golfer mid-swing. Always brings a smile to my face.

  • spikedeclue

    This is also good to do if you see a skater about to try a trick. I say this as someone who skates, they will all find it hilarious besides the one trying the trick.

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