Valuable Information: How To Pour A Glass Of Beer To Prevent Stomach Bloating

July 31, 2018

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Do we though, Max, DO WE?

This is a video of beer expert Max Bakker (great name) discussing how to pour a glass of beer to minimize stomach bloat after drinking. Basically, the key is to pour the beer vigorously down the side of the glass so it forms a moderate sized foamy head and the CO2 dissolved in the beer is released into the glass instead of your stomach. Ashamedly, I did not know that. No wonder I'm so bloated all the time. "Gassy too." Honey! I thought you said you were going to try being nicer to me in front of my friends. "This is all in your imagination, dear, you choose the words I say." I do?! Well then. "So, how about that penis of yours?"
What about it? "Disappointing." Damn it all!

Keep going for the video while I work on having a more positive imagination and shotgunning fewer Natty Lights.

Thanks to Tank, who drinks beer right down the muzzle of his cannon. Man, that's so cool.

  • Forblat

    Why drink a carbonated beverage if you don't want the carbonation.

    THIS MAN IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO BELCH!

  • sizzlepants

    Wow, I swear I'm not an alcoholic but I've known this for decades - I thought this expert might have something new to say.

    This also works for soda.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I prefer the whole "not drinking" option.

    Also, for what it's worth the second someone calls themselves an expert at something mundane I immediately assume they're a fuckhead who's made poor life choices (which to be fair is a lot of projection since I'm a fuckhead who's made poor life choices).

    I can't recall ever drinking beer out of a glass unless it was a draft.

  • Danny Deluxe

    I'm sure the guy who gets paid to drink and talk about beer by the largest brewing company in the world has made some very poor decisions... oh the regrets he must have!

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'd rather get paid to stick bamboo skewers under my nails than drink beer for a living but hey, I think beer is disgusting and it makes me puke.

  • Meh

    Sure the spinning in nice but otherwise i call bs.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Next video: How to drink water and not die.

  • Gingerbread

    Wow. I'm trying this when I get home tonight.

  • Bling Nye

    Two fingers of foam, no more, no less.

  • WhiteEagle2

    We're still taking about beer. Right?

  • Bling Nye

    Well not any more, sailor.

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