The Build Your Own Creepy Robotic Centipede Toy Kit

July 31, 2018

This is the $50 Centipede Robot educational construction kit sold by Japanese R/C toy manufacturer Tamiya. It's based on a centipede robot created by the Osaka University's Graduate School of Engineering. It's creepy. Still, it does look like it would make a great relationship tester. You just buy one, assemble it, then let it loose in the bed and tell your partner it's a new sex toy. If they're into it, you know they're the one. "To marry?" No, to quietly leave in the middle of the night. Don't even bother with a note, you'll only be wasting valuable time.

Keep going for a video of the toy in action.

Thanks to Aaron L, who agrees some things just don't need to exist.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I just read a headline (because the article was boring as fuck) about how you shouldn't eat raw centipedes. This one I don't think you should try to cook either.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Second most off putting sex toy I’ve ever seen.

  • The_Wretched

    Is the "first" Eric Ord?

  • TheQiwiMan

    The "first" is *ALWAYS* Eric Ord, Blessed Be His Name.

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