Ten-Forward, Star Trek: The Next Generation Vodka

July 25, 2018

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Hot on the stumbling heels of that James T. Kirk bourbon comes the next Star Trek inspired liquor from Silver Screen Bottling Company, Ten-Forward vodka -- named after the lounge and bar on the USS Enterprise-D in Star Trek: The Next Generation. The 40% ABV vodka will retail for around $30 per 750mL bottle when it's released September 10th. "Wanna get drunk and play three-dimensional chess?!" It's like you read my mind, minus the chess.

Thanks to hairless, who clearly hasn't had enough strong spirits to grow some fur on his chest.

  • GeneralDisorder

    As someone who doesn't like Star Trek or booze... this is clearly the perfect product for me.

  • Doog

    $30 a bottle? That's the perfect price to purchase as a gift for someone who will never drink it

  • Vodka was probably the least featured alcohol in TNG. What a waste.

  • Jenness

    Right?!? They need to have something spacier, like some really interesting cocktail mix set in a cool spacey glass. Or one of these real drinks: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i... or http://static2.uk.businessi...

  • Chateau Picard, Klingon Bloodwine, Aldebaran whiskey, Saurian brandy. Even synthahol would've been better.

  • Eric Ord

    FIRST

    PS Something about the hangovers being nastier than Data's cat

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